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Walt Flanagan

His wife saw disturbing artwork he drew and was so horrified she left him for about 6 hours.

At least eight out of ten times when having sex he things of spider-man.

He went to Rick Springfield with his mom because he was too embarrassed to go with friends.

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Gitem Stevedave

On his 18th birthday he received a letter from his birth parents that said they were deep cover operatives.

Due to a traffic violation he had to hire a lawyer, the same lawyer who defended his dad against murder charges.

He was contacted by the police to gather evidence on a doctor he was a patient of.

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Frank 5

He release cockroaches in his boss's home.

He threw up on his girlfriend's family cake and watched them eat it.

He got a lap dance from a student's stripper mother.

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Brian Quinn

He stole and fucked a blow up skeleton.

He was almost arrested for grave robbing.

He took a shit in an alley so he wouldn't stink up a girl's apartment.

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Ming Chen

He fixed someone's computer at the airport and got a check for $10,000.

His real name isn't Ming.

He had Evangeline Lilly alone in his room for 15 minutes.

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Bryan Johnson

He would piss on the toilet paper rolls at Friendly's.

His school psychologist told his mom he had “A few antisocial tendencies”.

He lied girlfriend he was going to lunch but instead went to a strip club.

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Gitem Stevedave

He had lunch with Mr Rogers.

He went backstage at the Circus and got to see the unicorn.

He was fired from a job for being part of a fake robbery threat.

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Walt Flanagan

As a child he bit into a rice crispy treat that had a million maggots in it.

As a child he was so scared of Sunday his mom wouldn't let him know when it's Sunday.

As a child he dreamed of becoming a tap dancer.

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Mike Zapcic

He got into fisticuffs with James Spader.

He stole his current dog.

He broke up with a girlfriend because he found out she was in porn.

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Scott Mosier

He has a birthmark on his dick the shape of Australia

When he was in 8th grade, he was thrown out of the locker room naked.

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Ming Chen

When he was 16 he shit out a 5ft piece of string.

He has had sex with exactly 2 women.

He started a fire on the playground in elementary school.

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Walt Flanagan

He pretended that he didn't speak English to his accountant so he didn't have to answer questions.

He earned an elicit nickname while playing football with kids who saw he had a Villiage People album.

He pretended he was legally blind so he didn't have to drive his car onto a lift.

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Kevin Smith

He was once 100% convinced his brother was a CIA operative.

He had a three way with a couple on a trampoline when he was 28.

He met Jesus Christ at Star Of The Sea church in Longbranch.

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Brian Quinn

He buried his parents used condom because he thought it would stop his mom from getting pregnant.

He shot a .22 rifle at a friend intending to hit and harm him.

He stole money from Kevin Smith at a con, then felt guilty and returned it.

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Sunday Jeff

He was sleepwalking and woke up in his friend's house.

He saw someone get ingested by an aircraft engine.

He burned down a miniature golf course while camping.

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Mike Zapcic

He got too drunk to cook on Good Morning America.

He got into a fist fight with Emeril Lagasse.

He cooked for Julia Child and she grabbed his ass.

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Ming Chen

He took a drink out of a bottle of his brother's piss.

He was caught stealing newspapers from his neighbor because he wanted Calvin and Hobbes.

He slapped a homeless man with a slice of pizza.

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Debbie Chen

Ming ate pizza instead of taking her to the hospital with a fever of 103.

When they were dating, she thought Ming peed the bed.

Ming performed the Heimlich maneuver on her mom and saved her life.

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Bryan Johnson

He dried his face with a hand towel that had his grandmother's piss on it.

At a family get together he pissed the bed with Suzanne.

At basketball camp someone pissed in his conditioner and he washed his hair with it.

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Sal Vulcano

He had a salad with Joyce DeWitt.

In a college party he had got tea bagged by a bunch of guys.

He was hit by a car in an empty parking lot.

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Jess (A Listener who was in the store)

Her house was raided by the police because her sisters boyfriend was a drug dealer.

She dated a guy who had imaginary friends.

She dated a guy who had a female side named “Celeste”

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Walt Flanagan

He had breast milk in his mouth that wasn't his mom's or his wife's.

On one of his first dates he was given too much change at a movie theater and gave the money back.

He wanted to be a hair stylist.

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Brian Maxwell

He was caught jerking off in church.

He jerked off an inmate for protection in jail.

Him and his cousin jerked each other off.

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Ming Chen

In college he got in trouble with campus security for harassing a girl.

He bought his wife an $800 pair of shoes that didn't fit and he couldn't return.

When he was at Disney World at 14 his parents got in a huge fight and said they were going to get divorced.

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Walt Flanagan

He visited a sick comic reservist in the hospital.

At age 4 or 5 he would panic if a curse word popped into his head, thinking he was angering God.

He entered a drug store art contest, when he lost his mom flipped out and yelled until they gave him a prize.

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Sunday Jeff

He got in trouble in high school for pulling a fire alarm.

He sat next to Bruce Springsteen at a baseball game.

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Suzanne

Bryan held a loaded gun to her during sex.

She saw a topless picture on Bryan's computer and accidentally deleted his entire photo library.

Her and Bry were role playing as a hooker and a customer and Bry got angry because she kept breaking character.

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Frank 3

When being arrested his friend told the police his alias was “Franky Knuckles” and that alias went on his criminal file.

On 4 occasions other students paid him to take the SAT test for them.

He was detained by the police in Mexico for public indecency.

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Ming Chen

He was caught with a stash of his female cousin's female-eccentric magazines

He woke up in a bed with two women that aren't his wife.

He killed his kids hamsters by dehydrating them.

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Brian Maxwell

He hit a 16 year old girl with a 9 iron.

He was a professional wrestling manager in Memphis.

He drank a shot glass of urine for $100.

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Brian Quinn

He kissed Stacey Patella while she was sleeping and she didn't talk to him again for years.

He wore women's underwear during a tenderloins show as part of a sex game.

He once attended a hate rally.

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Mike Zapcic

He drugged his boss while working at a country club.

He hid a bank robber in his basement.

He had a warrant out for his arrest for 2 years.

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Chris Laudando

He had a false positive for HIV.

He kissed Tina Fey on the lips for 5 seconds.

He kicked a man in the chest on the subway.

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Gitem Stevedave

He was flown to California to help with a role on the show LA Law.

He was a baby model but didn't get any royalties.

Mr T lived with his family for a short time.

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Walt Flanagan

He does a voice on Monster Magnets album “Cobras and Fire”.

At age 11 an older boy convinced him to streak through back yards.

He sought professional help after season 3 of Comic Book Men for social anxiety.

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Mike Zapcic

He had sex with a woman 20 years older than him by accident.

He had sex with a teacher in high school.

He lost his virginity at his brother's wedding to his sister-in-law's boss.

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Bryan Johnson

He had a contest with his brother to see who could report more “How's my driving” people.

His neighbor had a family of vinyl stickers and he cut the head off one and wrote “soon”.

He made a death threat to a furrier from a pay phone.

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