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Walt Flanagan

He went to Rick Springfield with his mom because he was too embarrassed to go with friends.

His wife saw disturbing artwork he drew and was so horrified she left him for about 6 hours.

At least eight out of ten times when having sex he things of spider-man.

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Gitem Stevedave

On his 18th birthday he received a letter from his birth parents that said they were deep cover operatives.

He was contacted by the police to gather evidence on a doctor he was a patient of.

Due to a traffic violation he had to hire a lawyer, the same lawyer who defended his dad against murder charges.

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Frank 5

He threw up on his girlfriend's family cake and watched them eat it.

He got a lap dance from a student's stripper mother.

He release cockroaches in his boss's home.

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Brian Quinn

He took a shit in an alley so he wouldn't stink up a girl's apartment.

He stole and fucked a blow up skeleton.

He was almost arrested for grave robbing.

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Ming Chen

He had Evangeline Lilly alone in his room for 15 minutes.

His real name isn't Ming.

He fixed someone's computer at the airport and got a check for $10,000.

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Bryan Johnson

His school psychologist told his mom he had “A few antisocial tendencies”.

He would piss on the toilet paper rolls at Friendly's.

He lied girlfriend he was going to lunch but instead went to a strip club.

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Gitem Stevedave

He had lunch with Mr Rogers.

He went backstage at the Circus and got to see the unicorn.

He was fired from a job for being part of a fake robbery threat.

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Walt Flanagan

As a child he bit into a rice crispy treat that had a million maggots in it.

As a child he dreamed of becoming a tap dancer.

As a child he was so scared of Sunday his mom wouldn't let him know when it's Sunday.

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Mike Zapcic

He broke up with a girlfriend because he found out she was in porn.

He stole his current dog.

He got into fisticuffs with James Spader.

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Scott Mosier

When he was in 8th grade, he was thrown out of the locker room naked.

He has a birthmark on his dick the shape of Australia

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Ming Chen

He has had sex with exactly 2 women.

When he was 16 he shit out a 5ft piece of string.

He started a fire on the playground in elementary school.

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Walt Flanagan

He pretended that he didn't speak English to his accountant so he didn't have to answer questions.

He pretended he was legally blind so he didn't have to drive his car onto a lift.

He earned an elicit nickname while playing football with kids who saw he had a Villiage People album.

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Kevin Smith

He met Jesus Christ at Star Of The Sea church in Longbranch.

He had a three way with a couple on a trampoline when he was 28.

He was once 100% convinced his brother was a CIA operative.

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Brian Quinn

He stole money from Kevin Smith at a con, then felt guilty and returned it.

He buried his parents used condom because he thought it would stop his mom from getting pregnant.

He shot a .22 rifle at a friend intending to hit and harm him.

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Sunday Jeff

He was sleepwalking and woke up in his friend's house.

He saw someone get ingested by an aircraft engine.

He burned down a miniature golf course while camping.

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Mike Zapcic

He cooked for Julia Child and she grabbed his ass.

He got into a fist fight with Emeril Lagasse.

He got too drunk to cook on Good Morning America.

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Ming Chen

He was caught stealing newspapers from his neighbor because he wanted Calvin and Hobbes.

He slapped a homeless man with a slice of pizza.

He took a drink out of a bottle of his brother's piss.

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Debbie Chen

Ming ate pizza instead of taking her to the hospital with a fever of 103.

Ming performed the Heimlich maneuver on her mom and saved her life.

When they were dating, she thought Ming peed the bed.

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Bryan Johnson

He dried his face with a hand towel that had his grandmother's piss on it.

At basketball camp someone pissed in his conditioner and he washed his hair with it.

At a family get together he pissed the bed with Suzanne.

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Sal Vulcano

In a college party he had got tea bagged by a bunch of guys.

He had a salad with Joyce DeWitt.

He was hit by a car in an empty parking lot.

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Jess (A Listener who was in the store)

Her house was raided by the police because her sisters boyfriend was a drug dealer.

She dated a guy who had imaginary friends.

She dated a guy who had a female side named “Celeste”

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Walt Flanagan

On one of his first dates he was given too much change at a movie theater and gave the money back.

He wanted to be a hair stylist.

He had breast milk in his mouth that wasn't his mom's or his wife's.

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Brian Maxwell

He was caught jerking off in church.

He jerked off an inmate for protection in jail.

Him and his cousin jerked each other off.

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Ming Chen

When he was at Disney World at 14 his parents got in a huge fight and said they were going to get divorced.

He bought his wife an $800 pair of shoes that didn't fit and he couldn't return.

In college he got in trouble with campus security for harassing a girl.

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Walt Flanagan

He visited a sick comic reservist in the hospital.

At age 4 or 5 he would panic if a curse word popped into his head, thinking he was angering God.

He entered a drug store art contest, when he lost his mom flipped out and yelled until they gave him a prize.

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Sunday Jeff

He sat next to Bruce Springsteen at a baseball game.

He got in trouble in high school for pulling a fire alarm.

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Suzanne

Her and Bry were role playing as a hooker and a customer and Bry got angry because she kept breaking character.

She saw a topless picture on Bryan's computer and accidentally deleted his entire photo library.

Bryan held a loaded gun to her during sex.

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Frank 3

On 4 occasions other students paid him to take the SAT test for them.

He was detained by the police in Mexico for public indecency.

When being arrested his friend told the police his alias was “Franky Knuckles” and that alias went on his criminal file.

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Ming Chen

He killed his kids hamsters by dehydrating them.

He was caught with a stash of his female cousin's female-eccentric magazines

He woke up in a bed with two women that aren't his wife.

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Brian Maxwell

He drank a shot glass of urine for $100.

He hit a 16 year old girl with a 9 iron.

He was a professional wrestling manager in Memphis.

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Brian Quinn

He kissed Stacey Patella while she was sleeping and she didn't talk to him again for years.

He wore women's underwear during a tenderloins show as part of a sex game.

He once attended a hate rally.

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Mike Zapcic

He hid a bank robber in his basement.

He had a warrant out for his arrest for 2 years.

He drugged his boss while working at a country club.

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Chris Laudando

He kissed Tina Fey on the lips for 5 seconds.

He had a false positive for HIV.

He kicked a man in the chest on the subway.

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Gitem Stevedave

Mr T lived with his family for a short time.

He was a baby model but didn't get any royalties.

He was flown to California to help with a role on the show LA Law.

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Walt Flanagan

He does a voice on Monster Magnets album “Cobras and Fire”.

At age 11 an older boy convinced him to streak through back yards.

He sought professional help after season 3 of Comic Book Men for social anxiety.

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Mike Zapcic

He lost his virginity at his brother's wedding to his sister-in-law's boss.

He had sex with a woman 20 years older than him by accident.

He had sex with a teacher in high school.

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Bryan Johnson

His neighbor had a family of vinyl stickers and he cut the head off one and wrote “soon”.

He had a contest with his brother to see who could report more “How's my driving” people.

He made a death threat to a furrier from a pay phone.

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Frank 5

He purposefully pushed back repairs on his kitchen so it wouldn't be ready in time to host for Christmas.

He sold his wedding ring for $300 at a gold party.

He was banned from Tim Conway's twitter account for harassing him.

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Brian Maxwell

He took a shit in front of 20 people.

He was the getaway driver in a bank robbery.

He had sex with a 65 year old lady.

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